Watching Football Via Pirated Satellite

rt17_2I’m thrilled to have a new essay in the latest issue of River Teeth. The piece is called “Partisans,” and it’s about the time I dragged my wife to the outskirts of Valladolid, Mexico, to the home of a racist Crimson Tide fan, just so I could watch an important Ohio State game (the 2005 matchup with Texas, the first time the two schools had ever met in football). Not one of my proudest moments. Come to River Teeth for my yapping; stay for stunning essays by writers such as Sonya Huber, Jerald Walker, and Rebecca McClanahan.

New Songs in the Works

SSV4_Cover2Watershed is back with a new single just in time for summer. Please consider pre-ordering your copy now at Kickstarter. The two new songs were produced by Tim Patalan at The Loft in Michigan. Plus we’re throwing in a few old-school bonus tracks, including two produced by the legendary Willie Phoenix way back in 1990. The CD single will be officially released (when else?) on the 5th of July. For much more information, check out the Kickstarter project page.

New Book in the Works

BLPI’m thrilled to report that my next book, an essay collection called Partisans, will be published by Black Lawrence Press in May of 2017. The pieces in Partisans are about choosing-up sides. From a trip through Mexico that my wife and I financed by attending timeshare presentations (“The Low Season”) to a suburban encounter with a soon-to-be murderer (“The Mercy Kill”) to a night watching college football with a racist Crimson Tide fan (“Partisans”), I take on the question of where and why we draw boundaries—both personal and cultural. What’s the border between us and them? How do we decide who’s in, who’s out, and who belongs where? More news and information to come over the next year.

Spring Update

baseballAh, spring in the Southland. The crack of the bat. The blooming of the azaleas. The dusting of the pine pollen (free tip for allergy sufferers: eating local honey is good; eating local bee pollen is better).

There’s lots happening down my way. Watershed is working on new tunes. I’m putting together a couple book proposals. And in the next few months I’ll have work appearing in River Teeth, Creative Nonfiction, Brevity, and Superstition Review. More information about all of this coming soon. Watch this space.

Your Thoughtfully Curated Holiday Gift Guide

HItlessCoverYou know what makes a great holiday gift? Books. You know what’s the biggest drag about shopping for books? Too many options. Too much choice.

I say choice is overrated. Most of us only ever need two choices. Two. Simple binary. A or B. The Beatles or The Stones. The meat entree or the vegetarian. With that in mind, I’ve done almost all of your thinking for you. Or, to use the current hipster parlance, I’ve curated the following list of book titles especially for you and your hard to please loved ones.

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  1. Know somebody who is strangely attracted to the smell of a 3:00 am bar rag? Look no further.  Hitless Wonder.
  2. Know somebody who likes football but not so much that they want to risk Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy by actually playing it? Your work is done. Lines of Scrimmage.

Bam.