Your Thoughtfully Curated Holiday Gift Guide

You know what makes a great holiday gift? Books. You know what’s the biggest drag about shopping for books? Too many options. Too much choice.

I say choice is overrated. Most of us only ever need two choices. Two. Simple binary. A or B. The Beatles or The Stones. The meat entree or the vegetarian. With that in mind, I’ve done almost all of your thinking for you. Or, to use the current hipster parlance, I’ve curated the following list of book titles especially for you and your hard to please loved ones.

1. Know somebody who is strangely attracted to the smell of a 3:00 am bar rag? Look no further.  Hitless Wonder.
2. Know somebody who likes football but not so much that they want to risk Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy by actually playing it? Your work is done. Lines of Scrimmage.

Bam.